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Koradan - Mar 11, 2011 4:30pm, #214053


There's Horatio's shadow. He's putting on his glasses and saying a punchline. YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!



Koradan - Mar 11, 2011 4:12pm, #214050


All I can say is.... DAYUM!! Yes, the two-syllable d***!!



Koradan - Feb 21, 2011 4:55pm, #212852


I watched this episode; esp. this scene... OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. It just never gets old!!



Koradan - Oct 20, 2010 5:30pm, #199170


5 Lions!! Let me guess.... the Gator's name is Sheldon, right?



Koradan - Oct 20, 2010 5:28pm, #199169


Wow... that's uh.....you know.... very.... what was I saying!! NICE!!! 5 Ls TO YOU!!



Koradan - Sep 16, 2010 3:47pm, #194115


They probably saw something like this: http://www.motifake.com/get-it-off-goosebumps-on-the-way-demotivational-poster-90176.html



Koradan - Jul 28, 2010 4:42pm, #186818


"*** Robot, *** Robot" (TWKUK reference)



Koradan - Jul 16, 2010 11:59am, #185051


Good one!!



Koradan - Jul 16, 2010 11:56am, #185050


I gave it 5 Ls as well. Math geek, fully admitting it!!



Koradan - Jul 14, 2010 5:52pm, #184764


Oh, I see. Nevermind about my previous comment. I withdraw the complaint.



Koradan - Jul 14, 2010 12:02pm, #184743


Going for the old in-out while listening to good old Ludwig Van.



Koradan - Jul 14, 2010 11:58am, #184740


This is such a double standard. My John Marston pic is sh** down TWICE, yet this gets in. Typical.



Koradan - Jun 30, 2010 7:02pm, #182713


OH... HELL... YEAH!



Koradan - Jun 30, 2010 7:00pm, #182711


Is that Metal Sanaz??



Koradan - Jun 29, 2010 4:17pm, #182446


That's sick and offensive!!.... I LOVE IT!!!! 5 Felines for you!!!!



Koradan - Jun 25, 2010 7:50pm, #181712


aww, poor baby. What's the matter... you get a black eye every time a h**tie bends over? BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!



Koradan - Jun 25, 2010 7:47pm, #181711


mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good Jesus!!



Koradan - Jun 23, 2010 5:36pm, #181443


"Stay thirsty, my friends." So where did LD go? Did he retire from Motifakedom?



Koradan - Jun 12, 2010 3:44am, #179996


Ah, his real name, yes, but since I referred to ACTION STARS, I went by his "action star" name. JOHN FRAKKIN' WAYNE!!!!



Koradan - Jun 11, 2010 2:37pm, #179922


"*** Robot, *** Robot". (In reference to the new TWKUK season preview)



Koradan - Jun 8, 2010 6:32pm, #179507


FEED ME.... if you dare!



Koradan - Jun 8, 2010 6:30pm, #179506


...or maybe bad knees. Not that I would know.... Oh wait, I would.



Koradan - May 26, 2010 1:12pm, #177862


We can rebuild him. We have the technology...



Koradan - May 26, 2010 1:10pm, #177861


Thanks! I got tired of all the old "divided by zero" references. I needed to change it up.



Koradan - May 19, 2010 4:17pm, #176732


Is this an actual ME sh**, or is this just a ph**oshop pic?



Koradan - May 19, 2010 4:14pm, #176731


"Me better get good Snoo Snoo for this!"



Koradan - May 5, 2010 12:50pm, #174732


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0



Koradan - May 5, 2010 12:49pm, #174730


"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)



Koradan - Apr 27, 2010 5:20pm, #173748


STAR TREK FIGHT MUSIC TIME! Da-da da,da,da,da,da,da da-da da da. Da-da da,da,da,da,da,da da-da DA da.



Koradan - Apr 27, 2010 3:35pm, #173745


Let's suppose it's real. CUT VERTICAL, YOU CHICKEN ****!! Do us all a favor.



Koradan - Apr 22, 2010 6:18pm, #173020


Molotov ****tease..... you b****....



Koradan - Apr 21, 2010 1:45pm, #172847


Where does one find the Theme of the Day?



Koradan - Apr 20, 2010 7:39pm, #172719


Oh yeah.... this is SFW....



Koradan - Apr 20, 2010 7:04pm, #172702


This guy needs to accidentally fall onto a loaded nail gun.



Koradan - Apr 19, 2010 4:46pm, #172164


She looks like that redhead nympho in "Archer".



Koradan - Apr 16, 2010 2:40pm, #171672


Whoa, Rod is short! However, it looks like he's at the right height; he's almost at nom-nom level!



Koradan - Apr 16, 2010 2:39pm, #171671


By "lump", do you mean that big wad of cash in his pocket?



Koradan - Apr 14, 2010 12:41pm, #171270


[sarcastic mode on] -- Oh yeah, this is SFW.



Koradan - Apr 14, 2010 12:41pm, #171268


Scrubs was cancelled? Bummer. I liked the new way it was going.



Koradan - Apr 13, 2010 5:49pm, #171108


Oh... Hell... Yeah!



Koradan - Apr 13, 2010 5:47pm, #171106


BRILLIANT!! Absolutely Brilliant!!!



Koradan - Apr 9, 2010 5:06pm, #170440


Man, I remember zeroing out the counter twice in one session playing this. Yeah, I'm old too.



Koradan - Apr 7, 2010 1:23pm, #170124


There's no need to fear.... UNDER***b is here!!



Koradan - Mar 24, 2010 1:35pm, #166577


mmmmmmmmmmmm..... Sammich......



Koradan - Mar 24, 2010 1:32pm, #166576


I make money. Make me a sammich.



Koradan - Mar 24, 2010 1:20pm, #166573


OK, if this is real, where is it, and how can I get one put over here somewhere?



Koradan - Mar 17, 2010 1:12pm, #165333


Anyone here know what a Spirograph is? I got one when I was a kid. Cool stuff.



Koradan - Mar 17, 2010 1:02pm, #165330


Why are Minnows NOT fish?



Koradan - Mar 12, 2010 4:32pm, #164090


WHOOP WHOOP!!



Koradan - Mar 12, 2010 4:07pm, #164085


What Coronas?



Koradan - Mar 9, 2010 9:51am, #163424


That's the point. It should be like a Rorschach test; what's the first thing you see when you see this? That's what I did.



Koradan - Mar 9, 2010 1:01am, #163363


Hey, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. What would YOU have put?



Koradan - Mar 1, 2010 12:22pm, #161245


oooooLivinalahLivinalah TIMMAH!!



Koradan - Mar 1, 2010 12:20pm, #161244


Oh yeah...THIS SJP pic gets in... double standard.



Koradan - Feb 18, 2010 6:00pm, #158906


Now that Parker has a new life without MJ (albeit without his knowledge), he should find Black Cat. d***!



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:35pm, #157648


"Now... Where's that b**** Stephen Colbert??"



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:31pm, #157645


The first all-emo middle school.



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:22pm, #157640


LUCKIEST... CAT... EVER!!



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:17pm, #157637


d***!!! I mean....d***!!!



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:16pm, #157636


POWERTHIRST!!!!



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 4:04pm, #157634


Insert Sara Jessica Parker joke here...



Koradan - Feb 12, 2010 3:40pm, #157626


How about being more constructive with the criticisms instead of being just plain insulting? One Mod is good with the criticism, while the other one gets off on bashing others.



Koradan - Feb 11, 2010 6:58pm, #157480


One of these things is not like the other.... YOU, b****!!



Koradan - Feb 11, 2010 12:14pm, #157393


THIS is an alien -- http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/startrek/images/3/3f/Ilya.jpg



Koradan - Feb 9, 2010 7:09pm, #156995


UPDATE: Pernell Roberts recently passed away -- January 24th, 2010.



Koradan - Feb 2, 2010 6:35pm, #155797


DEE de DEEEEEEEEE!!!



Koradan - Feb 2, 2010 6:14pm, #155796


Hey! I am --so-- registered!!



Koradan - Feb 1, 2010 6:52pm, #155621


BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."



Koradan - Feb 1, 2010 1:13pm, #155572


Dwayne Johnson needs to make more movies like this. "The Tooth Fairy?" "Race to Witch Mountain?" COME ON! (Actually, I liked "Game Plan". hehehe.)



Koradan - Feb 1, 2010 1:08pm, #155569


Got one word for you: RIO. Got two more: n**e BEACHES! South America ROCKS!!!



Koradan - Jan 29, 2010 7:23pm, #155191


Oh THAT is really good!!! I totally LOL-ed on that!!



Koradan - Jan 29, 2010 4:12pm, #155147


POWERTHIRST! It will make you so FU___EN energetic!! AARRGGHH!!!



Koradan - Jan 29, 2010 4:00pm, #155146


Oh My Bhudda! They killed Kenny-san! YOU BASTARD-SAN!!



Koradan - Jan 29, 2010 11:48am, #155099


Really? Canada? Really? Behold, your public school system at work. Dumb$#!t...



Koradan - Jan 29, 2010 11:44am, #155098


Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?



Koradan - Jan 28, 2010 1:53pm, #154982


WAAAAAY better!



Koradan - Jan 27, 2010 1:02pm, #154735


I would have gone with "Idaho National Guard", but this was just as good!! 5Ls for you!



Koradan - Jan 27, 2010 11:31am, #154719


WHO CARES? She is DDG -- (D)rop (D)ead (G)ORGEOUS!!!



Koradan - Jan 22, 2010 3:17pm, #153728


Sittin' on the toilet.... Sittin' on the toilet.... Sittin' on the toilet.... AND FLUSH!!



Koradan - Jan 22, 2010 1:25pm, #153706


Actually, this is from Stargate SG-1. The sh** is real, not ph**oshopped.



Koradan - Jan 20, 2010 12:21pm, #153251


Achmed gets up to heaven and sees that his 72 virgins are all GUYS, playing World of Warcraft. ULTIMATE PWNAGE!!!



Koradan - Jan 14, 2010 4:39pm, #152840


OH SO TRUE!!! The only consolation was the movie "Flintsons in Viva Rock Vegas". Jane Krakowski played Betty. d***, she was so DDG.



Koradan - Jan 12, 2010 5:46pm, #152452


But "it's", as it is used here, is NOT. It should be "its", with no apostrophe. SPELLING NAZI, AWAY!!!!!



Koradan - Jan 7, 2010 6:51pm, #150957


TRUE! This is the ultimate Oxymoron!!



Koradan - Jan 7, 2010 3:13pm, #150924


WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! I submitted one of these and it was REJECTED...... WHAT.... THE.... HELL??!!



Koradan - Dec 25, 2009 6:05pm, #148023


In their early days, they were very good. Too bad they had to go all HIPPEE...



Koradan - Dec 25, 2009 6:04pm, #148021


Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"



Koradan - Dec 23, 2009 11:19am, #147544


Actually, that's Nicolas Cage. There's a movie coming out called "Kick-Ass". Big Daddy is the villian.....Oh wait..... "Big Daddy". I get it..... Adam Sandler movie. Nevermind.



Koradan - Dec 22, 2009 6:40pm, #147423


Oh, he's good....The old "This God is Humbled" shtick.



Koradan - Dec 22, 2009 1:16pm, #147384


Hey, I have the MONEY, so go make me a sammich!!!



Koradan - Dec 22, 2009 1:08pm, #147383


d*** right those are real!! Contrary to popular belief, not all asian women are "packed small". Japanese women are quite impressive.



Koradan - Dec 21, 2009 6:33pm, #147227


Holy crap, it's the Star Wars Kid's brother!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!



Koradan - Dec 17, 2009 5:32pm, #146387


Actually, this is real.



Koradan - Dec 17, 2009 5:24pm, #146386


The one standing was, I believe, Lt. Ellis..... I think....



Koradan - Dec 17, 2009 5:24pm, #146385


Ah, I remember this show -- "UFO", back in the 70's!! They were the officer babes on Moon Base; they all had purple hair as part of their uniform.



Koradan - Dec 17, 2009 5:17pm, #146383


You got yourself a deal!!



Koradan - Dec 15, 2009 4:08pm, #146004


This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead.



Koradan - Dec 14, 2009 2:31am, #145502


d***! No, seriously... d***!!!



Koradan - Dec 14, 2009 2:30am, #145500


Actually it's called "Duct ***e". Still, this is rather funny.



Koradan - Dec 8, 2009 2:08pm, #143691


...and yes, she's TOTALLY h**!!!