mitroim - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-02-22T11:27:46-05:00 FRIGIDITY - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100742 2010-05-02T08:49:07-04:00 2010-05-02T08:49:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100742"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/frigidity-frigidity-feather-demotivational-poster-1272804528.jpg"></a><br>Touch her with a feather and youll find the passion.<br>Dont be perverse Is like you are going to touch her with one chicken. TASTE - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100651 2010-05-01T17:17:36-04:00 2010-05-01T17:17:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100651"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/taste-taste-wine-kiss-forever-demotivational-poster-1272748633.jpg"></a><br>You will never remember the second glass of wine<br>but you will remember forever the first kiss. ABSOLUTISM - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100641 2010-05-01T16:29:53-04:00 2010-05-01T16:29:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100641"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/absolutism-miracle-demotivational-poster-1272745776.jpg"></a><br>Somewhere something incredible is waiting to be known.<br>Carl Sagan FUTURE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100639 2010-05-01T16:16:46-04:00 2010-05-01T16:16:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100639"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/future-future-dark-demotivational-poster-1272744984.jpg"></a><br><br>Farther you see darker it is. LOVE - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100637 2010-05-01T16:07:40-04:00 2010-05-01T16:07:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100637"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/love-love-hurts-demotivational-poster-1272744443.jpg"></a><br>that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest<br>hurts the deepest and feels the strongest DISILLUSION - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100635 2010-05-01T15:50:17-04:00 2010-05-01T15:50:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100635"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/disillusion-break-up-broken-heart-demotivational-poster-1272743403.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes is better to break it up<br>than to try to put together the small<br>pieces of your broken heart. LOOK - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100568 2010-05-01T02:49:59-04:00 2010-05-01T02:49:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100568"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/look-cute-cats-demotivational-poster-1272696584.jpg"></a><br><br>Mommy is flying AVALANCHE - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100567 2010-05-01T02:40:30-04:00 2010-05-01T02:40:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100567"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/avalanche-avalanche-follow-demotivational-poster-1272696013.jpg"></a><br>I have the feeling someone is following me AVALANCHE DOG - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100565 2010-05-01T02:36:29-04:00 2010-05-01T02:36:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100565"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/avalanche-dog-avalanche-dog-hiding-demotivational-poster-1272695772.jpg"></a><br>Where is that stupid guy hiding ROMEO AND JULIET - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100472 2010-04-30T15:32:09-04:00 2010-04-30T15:32:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100472"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/romeo-and-juliet-love-end-demotivational-poster-1272655909.jpg"></a><br><br>The hottest love has the coldest end. LOVE - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100471 2010-04-30T15:28:40-04:00 2010-04-30T15:28:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100471"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/love-love-goodbye-break-up-demotivational-poster-1272655695.jpg"></a><br>It takes a couple seconds to say Hello<br>but forever to say Goodbye. DREAM HIGH - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100465 2010-04-30T14:05:03-04:00 2010-04-30T14:05:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100465"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/dream-high-moon-star-demotivational-poster-1272650689.jpg"></a><br>Shoot for the moon.<br>Even if you miss youll land among the stars. EXTRATERRESTRIAL - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100462 2010-04-30T13:31:43-04:00 2010-04-30T13:31:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100462"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/extraterrestrial-extraterrestrial-alien-51-demotivational-poster-1272648684.jpg"></a><br><br>Its not Area 51 Im worried about its Areas 1 through 50. CONFIDENCE - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100439 2010-04-30T08:42:01-04:00 2010-04-30T08:42:01-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100439"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/confidence-confidence-confusion-demotivational-poster-1272631305.jpg"></a><br><br>If you cant convince them confuse them. ENDLESS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100437 2010-04-30T08:29:16-04:00 2010-04-30T08:29:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100437"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/endless-brain-cell-fat-live-forever-demotivational-poster-1272630541.jpg"></a><br><br>Brain cells come and brain cells go.<br>But fat cells live forever. DEATH - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100436 2010-04-30T08:20:40-04:00 2010-04-30T08:20:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100436"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/death-death-statistic-tragedy-demotivational-poster-1272630023.jpg"></a><br><br>A single death is a tragedy.<br>A million deaths is a statistic. APOCALYPSE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100345 2010-04-29T15:18:03-04:00 2010-04-29T15:18:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100345"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/apocalypse-apocalypse-tomorrow-demotivational-poster-1272568667.jpg"></a><br>Dont worry about the world ending today... Its already tomorrow in Australia. ALIVE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100342 2010-04-29T15:01:35-04:00 2010-04-29T15:01:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100342"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/alive-alive-demotivational-poster-1272567677.jpg"></a><br>Everyday above ground is a good day. BRITISH PEOPLE - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100339 2010-04-29T14:56:37-04:00 2010-04-29T14:56:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100339"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/british-people-british-dead-demotivational-poster-1272567381.jpg"></a><br>I didnt know he was dead I thought he was British. SURRENDER - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100333 2010-04-29T14:27:46-04:00 2010-04-29T14:27:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100333"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/surrender-battle-of-sexes-demotivational-poster-1272565645.jpg"></a><br>Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.<br>Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy. CREATION - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100332 2010-04-29T14:21:10-04:00 2010-04-29T14:21:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100332"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/creation-creation-man-woman-demotivational-poster-1272565256.jpg"></a><br><br>First God created man.<br>Then he had a better idea. DEDICATION - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100330 2010-04-29T14:10:17-04:00 2010-04-29T14:10:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100330"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/dedication-job-fire-slave-demotivational-poster-1272564596.jpg"></a><br>They cant fire me.<br>Slaves have to be sold. SENTIMENTALISM - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100194 2010-04-28T13:50:09-04:00 2010-04-28T13:50:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100194"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/sentimentalism-sensitive-man-desire-demotivational-poster-1272476994.jpg"></a><br>I want a sensitive man.<br>One wholl cry when I hit him. WOMAN THINKING - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100186 2010-04-28T13:33:54-04:00 2010-04-28T13:33:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100186"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/woman-thinking-husband-shopping-woman-demotivational-poster-1272476016.jpg"></a><br>My husband says he will leave me if I dont stop shopping...<br>God I will miss that man... DOMINATION - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99374 2010-04-21T15:41:43-04:00 2010-04-21T15:41:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99374"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/domination-predict-the-future-demotivational-poster-1271878879.jpg"></a><br>If you cannot predict the future create it. CHRYSTAL BALL - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99372 2010-04-21T15:36:38-04:00 2010-04-21T15:36:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99372"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/chrystal-ball-predict-the-future-demotivational-poster-1271878571.jpg"></a><br>Its difficult to predict especially the future. DEATH - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:98230 2010-04-13T15:53:04-04:00 2010-04-13T15:53:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=98230"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/death-death-despair-remember-time-disappointment-demotivational-poster-1271188364.jpg"></a><br>Everyone is getting closer. You are going to live the highest<br>disappointment and despair because nobody is going to remember you.<br>For your Motifakes Is this a joke