Chef - user 2018-02-22T11:25:28-05:00 SCIENCE FICTION - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:109230 2010-07-07T14:56:05-04:00 2010-07-07T14:56:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For our red neck brothers<br>science fiction is now FACT<br>Take that Asimov LANGUAGE NAZIS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:109228 2010-07-07T14:49:59-04:00 2010-07-07T14:49:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You may think its not important to use language properly<br>But you should consider one crucial observation<br>Would you go to this doctor SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:109140 2010-07-07T01:23:49-04:00 2010-07-07T01:23:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont have to write about the future. For most people the present<br>is enough like the future to be pretty scary.<br>William Gibson TECHNOLOGY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:109139 2010-07-07T01:17:10-04:00 2010-07-07T01:17:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For a list of all the ways technology has failed<br>to improve the quality of life<br>please press three now. EXPERIENCE - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:108454 2010-06-30T17:31:38-04:00 2010-06-30T17:31:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A learning experience is one of those things that says<br>You know that thing you just did Dont do that.<br>Douglas Adams IMPOSSIBLE - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:108446 2010-06-30T17:08:59-04:00 2010-06-30T17:08:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it<br>which the merely improbable lacks.<br>Douglas Adams I AM A THINKER... - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:108442 2010-06-30T16:57:13-04:00 2010-06-30T16:57:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A dreamer a speculative philosopher... or as my wife would have it<br>an idiot.<br>Sorry Mr. Adams NOW AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:108436 2010-06-30T16:33:34-04:00 2010-06-30T16:33:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The new Emo clown<br>Now with 20 more creepy... CHOMPERS IS NOT SCARY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:108432 2010-06-30T16:23:59-04:00 2010-06-30T16:23:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But his FANS...<br>Now there is a scary group EVEN AS A PUPPY... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:108431 2010-06-30T16:17:29-04:00 2010-06-30T16:17:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Trash Heap was not afraid to tangle with the Big Boys ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:108430 2010-06-30T16:14:46-04:00 2010-06-30T16:14:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its how many bites it would take to consume the opponent. HALLUCINOGENIC EXPERIENCE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:108429 2010-06-30T16:10:51-04:00 2010-06-30T16:10:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Take me I am the drug take me I am hallucinogenic<br>Salvador Dal RESTRAINT - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:108425 2010-06-30T15:51:13-04:00 2010-06-30T15:51:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There are limits to selfindulgence none to restraint.<br>Mahatma Gandhi THIS IS WHY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:108357 2010-06-30T00:55:16-04:00 2010-06-30T00:55:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont get involved in the religious conversations...<br>I learn from Airmans mistakes AN AMERICAN CLASSIC - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:108356 2010-06-30T00:52:43-04:00 2010-06-30T00:52:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>With his best girl by his side...<br>He sings Ooooooooooooooh Im a... A TRUE HERO - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:108355 2010-06-30T00:50:04-04:00 2010-06-30T00:50:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Leads by example and make you want to be a better Motifaker.<br>Thanks Airman A LONG HISTORY... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:108354 2010-06-30T00:44:48-04:00 2010-06-30T00:44:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In the footsteps of the great<br>on the shoulders of giants<br>we strive for all mankind MISTAKES - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:108353 2010-06-30T00:42:10-04:00 2010-06-30T00:42:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Face your mistakes and accept them...<br>Although sometimes that aint enough... MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:107655 2010-06-24T02:00:13-04:00 2010-06-24T02:00:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Every Friday night we had to play the same game...<br>Mom takes her medicine and then we wait for the Race riots<br>They always looked like Dad... MY MOM... - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:107647 2010-06-24T00:57:33-04:00 2010-06-24T00:57:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She always served your favorite foods on your birthday FINALLY... ITS SUMMER - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:107620 2010-06-23T18:43:06-04:00 2010-06-23T18:43:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So lets hit the pool<br>Dont forget your hat... PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:107611 2010-06-23T18:10:00-04:00 2010-06-23T18:10:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is unfair and irrational to look down on all those who<br>undergo plastic surgery. Sometimes it is a gift to mankind... MOTIFAKE FANS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:107487 2010-06-23T01:29:27-04:00 2010-06-23T01:29:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Reruns stalker scared the hell out of me<br>I nearly jumped out of the bushes AN ARTISTS TORTURED SOUL - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:107485 2010-06-23T01:21:27-04:00 2010-06-23T01:21:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Misunderstood ridiculed belittled.<br>All they want is to see you caper and dance.<br>Bastards all... QUINTESSENTIAL QUESTION - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:107484 2010-06-23T00:55:41-04:00 2010-06-23T00:55:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Let the worries and frustrations of life pass you by.<br>Spin the rasher read the scripture and follow the word.<br>Ommmmm nom nom om MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:107482 2010-06-23T00:48:44-04:00 2010-06-23T00:48:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Culinary keyboard...<br>It has one feature yours doesnt<br>Jealous NOW THERE IS A WEAPON - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:107444 2010-06-22T18:52:47-04:00 2010-06-22T18:52:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I love the smell of bacon in the morning...<br>Smells like... BACON MR. MOTIFAKE... ORIGINS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:107431 2010-06-22T17:27:46-04:00 2010-06-22T17:27:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>From an early age he knew he was different...<br>Demotivation would be his path FACEPLANT... FOR PRESIDENT - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:107429 2010-06-22T17:20:14-04:00 2010-06-22T17:20:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Consummate artist poster guru and instructor in FUNNY<br>Plus that crazy clown thing would scare the CRAP out our enemies<br>No day for you indeed INNOVATION - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:107425 2010-06-22T17:10:09-04:00 2010-06-22T17:10:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A new invention or way of doing something.<br>There is something missing... Bacon<br>Wheres Miss Piggy REST AND RELAXATION - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:107422 2010-06-22T17:04:19-04:00 2010-06-22T17:04:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What is the point of wasting time<br>if you do it intelligently and productively<br>L. Neil Smith WHEN TWO MASTERS MEET... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:107405 2010-06-22T16:10:49-04:00 2010-06-22T16:10:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the results are immediately obvious...<br>Beware Timmy your fate nears... ONCE IN A MILLENIUM... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:107402 2010-06-22T16:03:46-04:00 2010-06-22T16:03:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Will the day set aside for a legend...<br>coincide with a day to celebrate a legendary food...<br>We miss you LogicDude... SHE SAID SHE WAS WORKING LATE... - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:106803 2010-06-16T16:45:37-04:00 2010-06-16T16:45:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Working on WHAT I wanna know EVEN THE GREATEST - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:106795 2010-06-16T16:16:34-04:00 2010-06-16T16:16:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Need a little alone time...<br>Mind shuttin the door COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:106792 2010-06-16T16:09:00-04:00 2010-06-16T16:09:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Feel the chill strike your spine...<br>Your hairs stand on end...<br>Not sure about the blue tongue ICEMAN TRAINING - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:106780 2010-06-16T15:40:07-04:00 2010-06-16T15:40:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not for everybody...<br>oh the cold the terrible cold CLASSICS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:106777 2010-06-16T15:37:03-04:00 2010-06-16T15:37:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Somethings never really need to improve...<br>They strike a chord in the human heart<br>and they get the girls F A S H I O N I S T A - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:106768 2010-06-16T15:08:05-04:00 2010-06-16T15:08:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One whose style or influence is considered a determining factor<br>in the fashion industry...<br>Way to go rerun OW... CUT IT OUT - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:106682 2010-06-16T01:28:04-04:00 2010-06-16T01:28:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You better stop it Thor<br>Im tellin my DAD S O A R I N G - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:106681 2010-06-16T01:18:21-04:00 2010-06-16T01:18:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eagles may soar...<br>but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.<br>Steven Wright HAIRSTYLES - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:106680 2010-06-16T01:06:41-04:00 2010-06-16T01:06:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not sure what this says...<br>Something about a whip I think... HELLO MA BABY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:106671 2010-06-16T00:06:42-04:00 2010-06-16T00:06:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hello ma honey Hello ma ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby<br>my hearts on fire If you refuse me Honey youll lose me<br>Then youll be left alone MY NEIGHBORS... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:106617 2010-06-15T15:56:27-04:00 2010-06-15T15:56:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They DO care about me<br>Sniff... THE JAKE FACE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:106607 2010-06-15T14:46:44-04:00 2010-06-15T14:46:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Usually seem when he is exposed to a poster<br>created by Mr. Culos or Cubby...<br>Theres your goal newbie BE YOURSELF - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:106601 2010-06-15T14:01:54-04:00 2010-06-15T14:01:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So lets<br>let this serve the world as notice that its my hair. It may not be pretty<br>but its me. Donald Trump EVOLUTION - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:106600 2010-06-15T13:55:25-04:00 2010-06-15T13:55:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes the direction is obvious<br>even if it is horrible D R A M A - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:106595 2010-06-15T13:21:31-04:00 2010-06-15T13:21:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried.<br>But drama is when the audience cries.<br>Frank Capra WHEN YOURE A JET YOURE A JET - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:106594 2010-06-15T13:16:22-04:00 2010-06-15T13:16:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All the way<br>From your first cigarette<br>To your last dyin day. I N S P I R A T I O N - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:106590 2010-06-15T12:50:06-04:00 2010-06-15T12:50:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes a twist of the testicles<br>can make you remember the right words.<br>Even if SHE wrote your vows... HALLOWEEN... AGAIN - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:106547 2010-06-15T00:29:44-04:00 2010-06-15T00:29:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That means listening to Matt screaming<br>Oooooh Yeah over and over...<br>Just gimme the Koolaid already... THE KANGAROO COURT IS NOW IN SESSION - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:106546 2010-06-15T00:24:35-04:00 2010-06-15T00:24:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You are accused of making multiple Chuck Norris references<br>Anime posters and cat posters using poor spelling grammar and syntax<br>How do you plead S E A N - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:106544 2010-06-15T00:10:33-04:00 2010-06-15T00:10:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He is unhappy that Sean day is over...<br>Very unhappy... D E S T I N Y - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:106518 2010-06-14T19:53:47-04:00 2010-06-14T19:53:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sow a thought and you reap an act Sow an act and you reap a habit<br>Sow a habit and you reap a character Sow a character<br>and you reap a destiny. D I V E R S I T Y - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:106513 2010-06-14T19:31:54-04:00 2010-06-14T19:31:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Despite their different styles<br>CapnKangaroo and Cubby have been friends<br>A looooong time FOR HIS DEVOTION TO CHILDREN - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:106511 2010-06-14T19:21:25-04:00 2010-06-14T19:21:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Captain Kangaroo received 5 Emmy awards 3 Peabody awards and a...<br>Wait the MotiFake Capnkangaroo<br>Ummmm... 3 restraining orders... THAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:106098 2010-06-10T18:56:16-04:00 2010-06-10T18:56:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Loved for her humor desired for her beauty<br>envied for her smarts and ridiculed for her<br>enormous clown feet EYE PROTECTION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:106003 2010-06-10T01:56:17-04:00 2010-06-10T01:56:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Vital when wielding the ban hammer...<br>Might wanna invest in a mouth guard too. SECRETS OF AREA 51 - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:106000 2010-06-10T01:47:33-04:00 2010-06-10T01:47:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They have an extensive collection of Cubby offspring<br>for study TINKERBELLS TWIN - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:105992 2010-06-10T00:51:55-04:00 2010-06-10T00:51:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Continues the clich that the brunette is always the evil one<br>At least she doesnt have the little Van Dyke beard. EVEN AS A CHILD... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105989 2010-06-10T00:34:37-04:00 2010-06-10T00:34:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>TOC could stop a Timmy in his tracks...<br>Talk to the BAN HAND THAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:105988 2010-06-10T00:31:59-04:00 2010-06-10T00:31:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ban Lasers blazing once again defeats the powers of Timmosity<br>Brava dear lady Brava ACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:105986 2010-06-10T00:18:08-04:00 2010-06-10T00:18:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Over the top or downright bizzare MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105955 2010-06-09T20:15:02-04:00 2010-06-09T20:15:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When selecting ones facial hair<br>it pays to think through the consequences<br>Like how much soup do you eat JAKE DRESSED FOR HIS REVIEW - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105951 2010-06-09T19:29:21-04:00 2010-06-09T19:29:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont laugh Ill have you know thats the suit<br>his grandfather was BURIED in CUBBY... THE MISSUNDERSTOOD GENIUS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105942 2010-06-09T18:25:34-04:00 2010-06-09T18:25:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Read his unauthorized biography...<br>Learn about his affair with Margret Thatcher<br>Discover his shameful addiction THE REAL CUBBY - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:105939 2010-06-09T17:52:16-04:00 2010-06-09T17:52:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The cartoons dont do him justice...<br>The stuffed version is BAIT<br>Meet the REAL Cubby GIMPY BEAR - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:105928 2010-06-09T16:50:48-04:00 2010-06-09T16:50:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Cubbys cousin who plays similar games<br>But enjoys a more subservient role<br>And more leather CUBBY THE MOTIFAKER - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105925 2010-06-09T16:30:57-04:00 2010-06-09T16:30:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah he makes great posters...<br>But he only does it for the MONEY<br>Greedy bastard... EVOLUTION OF A LEGEND HAIKU - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:105921 2010-06-09T15:57:40-04:00 2010-06-09T15:57:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Started small but strong<br>Confidence is sexy...<br>He trains the young ones NOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:105915 2010-06-09T15:42:25-04:00 2010-06-09T15:42:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Women and children first... NEVER TOO EARLY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105855 2010-06-09T02:11:21-04:00 2010-06-09T02:11:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To start planning the Christmas feast...<br>Now to find a hollowed out elf skull to serve it in... IN PERPETUITY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105852 2010-06-09T02:03:21-04:00 2010-06-09T02:03:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your mistakes and missteps<br>frozen forever<br>in the humor of your friends I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105848 2010-06-09T01:43:38-04:00 2010-06-09T01:43:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Resistant to failure<br>Unmoved by fate or circumstances<br>Unafraid... PHYDEAUX DRESS UP DAY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105844 2010-06-09T01:15:33-04:00 2010-06-09T01:15:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes a troopers just gotta...<br>D A N C E CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:105787 2010-06-08T18:26:41-04:00 2010-06-08T18:26:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Was never the same after meeting her hero...<br>James Tiberius Kirk NAME YOUR POISONSTAR TREK STYLE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105782 2010-06-08T18:01:00-04:00 2010-06-08T18:01:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm Souffl SCHADENFREUDE - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105770 2010-06-08T16:56:16-04:00 2010-06-08T16:56:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The feeling you get when the person in front of you at the store has this.<br>SPAM for one... ouch MAN THAT TASTES GOOD - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105766 2010-06-08T16:40:47-04:00 2010-06-08T16:40:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just like a MOD I need a Guinness or three<br>After dealing with NUTS all day M A S K S - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105761 2010-06-08T16:14:55-04:00 2010-06-08T16:14:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.<br>Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.<br>Oscar Wilde AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:105759 2010-06-08T15:59:01-04:00 2010-06-08T15:59:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG<br>EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo... THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105757 2010-06-08T15:47:05-04:00 2010-06-08T15:47:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Performs its Aggyday perscision routine<br>To the sound of Seven drunken nights AGDANIELE HAS CAUGHT SOMEONES EYE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105754 2010-06-08T15:40:41-04:00 2010-06-08T15:40:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Most women get stars in their eyes<br>But not when Aggys the subject...<br>At least its not pierced AGGYS RIDE IS PIMPED - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:105753 2010-06-08T15:34:43-04:00 2010-06-08T15:34:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Although the tires are slick<br>it dont really matter Aggys to drunk to drive<br>And the motion makes him sick WHATS ALL THIS THEN - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105750 2010-06-08T15:09:01-04:00 2010-06-08T15:09:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Arming the British police was an experiment...<br>It went terribly wrong...<br>Is there a Doctor in the house SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE... - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:105671 2010-06-07T17:15:04-04:00 2010-06-07T17:15:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>And wild animals roamed the land<br>and an Army of Clowns appeared...<br>Really... look it up MONKEY PIG - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:105669 2010-06-07T17:04:30-04:00 2010-06-07T17:04:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>May not be much to look at...<br>But ohhhh that banana flavored bacon...<br>Mmmmmmmmmmmm... I LIKE TO SINGA... - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105668 2010-06-07T16:51:06-04:00 2010-06-07T16:51:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>About the moona and the Junea and the springa... SHES MY CONEY ISLAND BABY - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:105663 2010-06-07T16:33:54-04:00 2010-06-07T16:33:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Every night she comes to take me out to dreamland<br>When Im with her Im the richest man in the town<br>Tom Waits IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105662 2010-06-07T16:27:52-04:00 2010-06-07T16:27:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the one eyed man is king...<br>But his ARMY is a freakin JOKE ADVERTISING GENIUS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:105661 2010-06-07T16:22:31-04:00 2010-06-07T16:22:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Know your target audience<br>Give the people what they want<br>Especially the underthings MECHAMOTIFAKER - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105629 2010-06-07T13:27:03-04:00 2010-06-07T13:27:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Programmed for maximum irony<br>capable of downloading at lightning speed<br>but compelled to perfection EVEN AS A CHILD... - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:105581 2010-06-07T02:00:41-04:00 2010-06-07T02:00:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bone was masking up to hide his sensitive side<br>His eye for beauty and irony and it made it hard for<br>the victims to ID him T A N T A L I Z E - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:105579 2010-06-07T01:30:46-04:00 2010-06-07T01:30:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your surroundings are unimportant as long as you are unique.<br>Shine with your own light and you will stand out Oh yeah and<br>the dead make great fertilizer AIRMAN - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105214 2010-06-03T19:04:34-04:00 2010-06-03T19:04:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ready to defend your freedoms<br>To defeat the powers of oppression<br>To point out what an idiot you are AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105211 2010-06-03T18:51:20-04:00 2010-06-03T18:51:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted.<br>And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are<br>AFRAID OF CLOWNS FACEPLANTS DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:105208 2010-06-03T18:23:21-04:00 2010-06-03T18:23:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear<br>to the heart and leave the rest of us<br>to stare... and clean up the mess REN HOEK - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:105206 2010-06-03T17:51:32-04:00 2010-06-03T17:51:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They all think Im crazy but I know better. It is not I who are crazy.<br>It is I who am mad Cant you hear them Didnt you see the crowd IT GUYS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105203 2010-06-03T17:33:36-04:00 2010-06-03T17:33:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>they tell me the same thing everytime I call em<br>How long is the internet gonna be full IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105201 2010-06-03T17:13:27-04:00 2010-06-03T17:13:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>then heaven is run by our dogs<br>and they wait at the gate to welcome you...<br>Man is Vick screwed IF DOGS DONT GO TO HEAVEN... - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:105190 2010-06-03T16:18:32-04:00 2010-06-03T16:18:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Then I would rather go where they go... THE 3 SECRETS TO THE PERFECT OUTFIT - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:105182 2010-06-03T15:18:16-04:00 2010-06-03T15:18:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Accessorize<br>Accessorize<br>Accessorize IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:105181 2010-06-03T15:14:02-04:00 2010-06-03T15:14:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>and make him prosperous he will not bite you.<br>This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:105180 2010-06-03T15:11:38-04:00 2010-06-03T15:11:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.<br>Mark Twain E N V Y - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:105177 2010-06-03T14:52:01-04:00 2010-06-03T14:52:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Man will do many things to get himself loved<br>he will do all things to get himself envied. A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105172 2010-06-03T14:08:58-04:00 2010-06-03T14:08:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Notice anything missing at this event DUELS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105169 2010-06-03T13:55:16-04:00 2010-06-03T13:55:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If a man should challenge me I would take him kindly and forgivingly<br>by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.<br>Mark Twain WRINKLES - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105112 2010-06-03T02:15:42-04:00 2010-06-03T02:15:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.<br>Mark Twain ADVERSITY - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:105106 2010-06-03T01:15:21-04:00 2010-06-03T01:15:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity another mans I mean.<br>Mark Twain DUBAI TOWER CONSTRUCTION - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105105 2010-06-03T00:58:52-04:00 2010-06-03T00:58:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>With millions of barrels of oil pouring into the Gulf of Mexico<br>they can afford even wigglier buildings PAPARAZZI - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:105080 2010-06-02T17:51:43-04:00 2010-06-02T17:51:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I believe in equality for everyone<br>except reporters and photographers.<br>Mohandas Gandhi SOME PIERCINGS... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105079 2010-06-02T17:27:56-04:00 2010-06-02T17:27:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>May not be intended to show your individuality<br>but to highlight your stupidity... ARACHNOPHOBIA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105076 2010-06-02T16:49:28-04:00 2010-06-02T16:49:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well...<br>Especially grey ones MOTIFAKE ROASTS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:105070 2010-06-02T16:21:13-04:00 2010-06-02T16:21:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is hard for us mere mortals to write roast jokes<br>about the famous Motifakers when we dont get so SEE<br>all your shenanigans DESIGNER PORK - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105066 2010-06-02T15:32:42-04:00 2010-06-02T15:32:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The newest trend in culinary delight The Bill Blass Bacon<br>is heavenly... And dont get me started<br>on the Helmut Lang Hams HANDY PIERCINGS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105064 2010-06-02T15:23:18-04:00 2010-06-02T15:23:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For those times when you wash your douchebag<br>and need to hang him up to dry... HANDY PIERCINGS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105061 2010-06-02T15:14:59-04:00 2010-06-02T15:14:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose<br>Do you get headaches from tight frames PIERCINGS... MEH... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105060 2010-06-02T15:07:52-04:00 2010-06-02T15:07:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The cool kids are having bagel implants HI YA KIDS... - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105059 2010-06-02T15:04:24-04:00 2010-06-02T15:04:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wait where are ya going Arent ya gonna give Grampa a hug<br>And introduce me to your friends<br>Why are you crying THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:105012 2010-06-02T02:06:28-04:00 2010-06-02T02:06:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The cake is a lie has never been more true<br>Or more poignant BLASPHEMY - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:105008 2010-06-02T01:46:30-04:00 2010-06-02T01:46:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap<br>Makes em weak and easily lead BLASPHEMY NOUN - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:104974 2010-06-01T17:45:32-04:00 2010-06-01T17:45:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion<br>or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers LOYALTY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103993 2010-05-24T16:02:41-04:00 2010-05-24T16:02:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If all my friends were to jump off a bridge<br>I wouldnt follow...<br>Id be at the bottom to catch them. THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103896 2010-05-24T00:38:41-04:00 2010-05-24T00:38:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They are a racial memory of DRAGONS<br>There were never pygmies either CREATION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:103888 2010-05-23T23:51:07-04:00 2010-05-23T23:51:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Crossing lines of time<br>Ignoring species and convention<br>glamorous juxtaposition I AM SORRY... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:103887 2010-05-23T23:44:24-04:00 2010-05-23T23:44:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But you have to die now<br>So that 60 million years from now<br>People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh. DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:103886 2010-05-23T23:33:07-04:00 2010-05-23T23:33:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Crocodiles half brother<br>He always did try too hard. MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:103451 2010-05-20T01:37:02-04:00 2010-05-20T01:37:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>See she cleaned your jar for you...<br>And turned on your night light...<br>Sweet dreams my darling. BITCH PLEASE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:103448 2010-05-20T01:17:20-04:00 2010-05-20T01:17:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I got this chill...<br>Ill be right back... REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:103446 2010-05-20T01:13:09-04:00 2010-05-20T01:13:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world...<br>To you...ya pig YOU MAY BE AN EVIL KILLING MACHINE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103445 2010-05-20T01:05:37-04:00 2010-05-20T01:05:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But youll always be baby to your mommy RACCOON NOODLING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:103382 2010-05-19T16:43:21-04:00 2010-05-19T16:43:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Those crazy rednecks... what will they think of next<br>I do love his hat... GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:103377 2010-05-19T16:25:48-04:00 2010-05-19T16:25:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Love confidence patience<br>and how to rip apart drunken tourists...<br>Well my mother did anyway... MOTHER - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:103301 2010-05-19T01:22:37-04:00 2010-05-19T01:22:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There to ease the way but not to make things easy<br>To protect but not to shelter<br>To love and forgive... GREAT MOTHERS - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:103298 2010-05-19T01:00:31-04:00 2010-05-19T01:00:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Always protect their offspring<br>Keep them warm and surrounded with love CONSEQUENCES - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:103292 2010-05-19T00:31:27-04:00 2010-05-19T00:31:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The way I see it you dont NEED two legs to drink... YOU NEED SOME CHANGE - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:103288 2010-05-19T00:18:12-04:00 2010-05-19T00:18:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You need to learn the Trump comb over<br>then you too can look like a million bucks OH MY GOD - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103283 2010-05-18T23:30:26-04:00 2010-05-18T23:30:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its that dreaded beast<br>from South America<br>The Chupasofa WHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:103277 2010-05-18T22:49:37-04:00 2010-05-18T22:49:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We are gonna be sorry we didnt pay attention<br>to this plea MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:103276 2010-05-18T22:42:24-04:00 2010-05-18T22:42:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be<br>baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery NOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:103275 2010-05-18T22:27:56-04:00 2010-05-18T22:27:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>JuanCarlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to<br>get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full<br>of social outcasts with KNIVES GREAT MOTHERS WILL... - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:103270 2010-05-18T22:01:55-04:00 2010-05-18T22:01:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be there to lean on...<br>Make sure hazards are out of reach... I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:103238 2010-05-18T19:47:46-04:00 2010-05-18T19:47:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I hope you will notice my exact spelling precise syntax<br>and sterling use of proper grammar. Also<br>I have abstained from the use of slang. OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:103233 2010-05-18T19:29:24-04:00 2010-05-18T19:29:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Insures your plate presentation is perfect<br>Now where did the grey one go CRAPO - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:103231 2010-05-18T19:08:19-04:00 2010-05-18T19:08:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Here lies Crapo<br>The WORST clown ever RITUALIZATION... - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:103228 2010-05-18T18:51:01-04:00 2010-05-18T18:51:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some with OCD perform compulsive rituals because they inexplicably<br>feel they must although these rituals may appear nonsensical bizarre<br>or even batshit crazy THIS ISNT BAD... - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103226 2010-05-18T18:11:39-04:00 2010-05-18T18:11:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You should have seen him alphabetizing his Alphabits PLEASE DONT SAY IT... - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:103225 2010-05-18T18:05:49-04:00 2010-05-18T18:05:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont have OCD<br>I have CDO...<br>its alphabetically correct ONE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103224 2010-05-18T17:23:45-04:00 2010-05-18T17:23:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One OCD suffering muppet mwahahahaha I JUST DONT TRUST MY INLAWS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:103223 2010-05-18T17:14:45-04:00 2010-05-18T17:14:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They said Nah come on in nothing to worry about.<br>But I sense something is not right... OCD - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:103221 2010-05-18T17:07:15-04:00 2010-05-18T17:07:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Now with handy remote WHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103220 2010-05-18T17:02:48-04:00 2010-05-18T17:02:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Crush your enemies and see them driven before you...<br>Then hear the lamentations of their women...<br>oh and the KFC bucket meal.... mmmm WHO THE HELL... - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:103169 2010-05-18T01:48:31-04:00 2010-05-18T01:48:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is Tom Arrow<br>And what will he never know NO MISTER BOND... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:103168 2010-05-18T01:46:00-04:00 2010-05-18T01:46:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You will not leave this island alive... DOCTOR WALTER ELIAS WALT DISNEY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:103150 2010-05-17T23:40:11-04:00 2010-05-17T23:40:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Planned the assimilation of the Marvel universe<br>To gain access to a group of powerful mutants<br>And thus began a new legend THE FIVE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:103149 2010-05-17T23:32:50-04:00 2010-05-17T23:32:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The end comes. Hoofbeats sound. Harbingers of the endtimes appear.<br>Mortal man cowers in fear... THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:103086 2010-05-17T16:51:27-04:00 2010-05-17T16:51:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I am sorry but as you can see<br>the infection has reached her heart...<br>Mickitosis is incurable... MONDAY MOURNINGS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:103084 2010-05-17T16:21:26-04:00 2010-05-17T16:21:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The day we bury another weekend And weep for what we did<br>Plan the flowers we need to send and remember where the bodys hid HUNGER STRIKE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:103081 2010-05-17T16:01:03-04:00 2010-05-17T16:01:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bloody hell mention that crap again<br>and Ill will break your arse YOUR ANTIMICKEY COMMENTS... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:103077 2010-05-17T15:48:51-04:00 2010-05-17T15:48:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Have angered the Mouse... Do not anger the mouse<br>retribution will be swift and<br>savage THE COMING APOCALYPSE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103074 2010-05-17T15:40:55-04:00 2010-05-17T15:40:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some of the signs and omens<br>Have a disquietingly similar appearance<br>To a familiar icon of your childhood AN ARMED POPULACE... - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103073 2010-05-17T15:34:09-04:00 2010-05-17T15:34:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An armed populace is a polite populace<br>Robert Anson Heinlein<br>July 7 1907 May 8 1988 EXCELLENT... - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:102613 2010-05-13T19:11:10-04:00 2010-05-13T19:11:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even big black petroleum clouds<br>have silver linings<br>for someone... LENIN MICKEY AND JESUS... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102599 2010-05-13T17:35:58-04:00 2010-05-13T17:35:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>At least the world Mickey created is doing well. I DONT UNDERSTAND... - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:102596 2010-05-13T17:32:30-04:00 2010-05-13T17:32:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After all these years so many MotiFakers are still taking time...<br>to make tunnels. WISDOM OF HOMER SIMPSON - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:102479 2010-05-13T01:22:25-04:00 2010-05-13T01:22:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Lets just say that on this day a million years ago a dude was born<br>who most of us think was magic. But others dont and thats cool.<br>But were probably right. Amen TRUE... BUT - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102473 2010-05-13T00:41:15-04:00 2010-05-13T00:41:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It sure sounds like more fun DOH MUSEUM - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:102466 2010-05-12T23:33:48-04:00 2010-05-12T23:33:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Good things dont end in eum they end in mania... or teria HEY... MR. POUTY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:102465 2010-05-12T23:23:25-04:00 2010-05-12T23:23:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Why the long face Are you sad Want some company<br>No... wanna be alone for a while Okay... Let me know<br>if you wanna talk about anything... DONT WORRY. - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102464 2010-05-12T23:15:10-04:00 2010-05-12T23:15:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...<br>in a giant blender... WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:102462 2010-05-12T22:59:51-04:00 2010-05-12T22:59:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals ...<br>except the weasel YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT TALK - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:102413 2010-05-12T16:51:17-04:00 2010-05-12T16:51:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>About fixing the dog<br>It aint broke dont go tryin to fix it WHAT ABOUT THOSE RED BALLS... - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:102394 2010-05-12T15:36:56-04:00 2010-05-12T15:36:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a parking lot.<br>I think all cars should have them OLD PEOPLE DONT NEED COMPANIONSHIP. - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:102391 2010-05-12T15:16:26-04:00 2010-05-12T15:16:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined<br>what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. MAYBE JUST ONCE... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:102386 2010-05-12T14:42:55-04:00 2010-05-12T14:42:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone could call me Sir<br>without adding youre making a scene R.I.P. BEAUTIFUL LADY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:102375 2010-05-12T13:35:00-04:00 2010-05-12T13:35:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Doris Eaton Travis March 14 1904 May 11 2010<br>She was the last surviving Ziegfeld girl. ITS NO A10 WARTHOG - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:102306 2010-05-12T00:19:53-04:00 2010-05-12T00:19:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But its the best I can do<br>Sorry Airman... NEW IDEA - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:102305 2010-05-12T00:06:40-04:00 2010-05-12T00:06:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont think Mr. Wonderfulls idea is NEW...<br>but the Super Ruler has me intrigued... I DONT KNOW... - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102304 2010-05-11T23:58:24-04:00 2010-05-11T23:58:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont think I can drink enough Harbin<br>to make those sound tempting...<br>Got any Guinness HOT SAUCE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:102299 2010-05-11T23:45:22-04:00 2010-05-11T23:45:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For internal use only<br>Follow directions closely<br>Do not point colon at face OKAY... MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102295 2010-05-11T23:21:22-04:00 2010-05-11T23:21:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But it was for TOC appreciation day<br>If you love someone set them free If they dont come back...<br>well... pellet guns are pretty effective TOC - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:102264 2010-05-11T19:54:56-04:00 2010-05-11T19:54:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That Other Chick... not as good looking or smart.<br>But what a voice OUTSOURCING - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:102261 2010-05-11T19:44:47-04:00 2010-05-11T19:44:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Where will it end TOC... WHERE IS SHE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102250 2010-05-11T18:25:54-04:00 2010-05-11T18:25:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I cant believe it I am her Biggest fan MY SON WILL BE SOOOOOO SURPRISED - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102249 2010-05-11T17:52:49-04:00 2010-05-11T17:52:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When he wakes up and sees how I redecorated his room MY SON AND I DONT CONNECT... - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:102246 2010-05-11T17:39:12-04:00 2010-05-11T17:39:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But Radio Shack says they can fix that WE HAD A CLEAN POOL - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:102243 2010-05-11T17:10:45-04:00 2010-05-11T17:10:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Never make deals with EVIL... I CANT FIGURE IT OUT... - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:102242 2010-05-11T17:05:52-04:00 2010-05-11T17:05:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont why I am afraid of clowns...<br>I mean we had one at my first party<br>and I dont remember any problems... SPIDERCOW - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:102240 2010-05-11T16:35:42-04:00 2010-05-11T16:35:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not as cool as spiderpig...<br>But way cooler than spiderman SHINY NEW BIKE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:102239 2010-05-11T16:31:53-04:00 2010-05-11T16:31:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Why Mooooooooooooooooooo its lovely THANK THE ELDER GODS FOR SUMMER - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:102226 2010-05-11T15:41:55-04:00 2010-05-11T15:41:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I am gonna eat me a bunch of those<br>then I might have some grapes.... YEAH I HAVE TO WIND IT UP... SO - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:102224 2010-05-11T15:34:19-04:00 2010-05-11T15:34:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>At least I dont have to worry about power surges... OKAY... I GUESS PUNK IS DEAD - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:102218 2010-05-11T15:19:54-04:00 2010-05-11T15:19:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But what fun for future archaeologists I WISH... - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102216 2010-05-11T15:14:00-04:00 2010-05-11T15:14:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The reward for a great poster was five lion<br>C U P C A K E S I WISH I WAS A MOD... - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:102205 2010-05-11T14:43:53-04:00 2010-05-11T14:43:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They have an office and coffee cups OPPPPS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:102204 2010-05-11T14:38:13-04:00 2010-05-11T14:38:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah that was me... sorry<br>Been holding that in forever DOUCHEANS UNITE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:102183 2010-05-11T13:03:43-04:00 2010-05-11T13:03:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar spray on some tan<br>and meet in the food court.<br>oh and hes a ginger too HEAVEN IS... - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:102181 2010-05-11T12:57:01-04:00 2010-05-11T12:57:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life.<br>I have been VERY nice... NEW RELIGION - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:102180 2010-05-11T12:50:27-04:00 2010-05-11T12:50:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dunno... theres something Goofy about it... QUANTUM MECHANICS - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:102110 2010-05-11T01:38:11-04:00 2010-05-11T01:38:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The guys that fix quantums IN THE BEGINNING... - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:102100 2010-05-11T01:04:03-04:00 2010-05-11T01:04:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There was nothing... then it exploded THE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:102098 2010-05-11T01:00:03-04:00 2010-05-11T01:00:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is that sooner or later people will come along<br>and try to put things in it... ILL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:102097 2010-05-11T00:55:58-04:00 2010-05-11T00:55:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>About encouraging thinking outside the box<br>when theres evidence of any thinking going on inside it. WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE THINKING - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:102094 2010-05-11T00:46:37-04:00 2010-05-11T00:46:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If they were alive today...<br>Why is it so dark here TOFU - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:102093 2010-05-11T00:40:41-04:00 2010-05-11T00:40:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you put lots of butter and salt on it...<br>It tastes like salty butter.. GIVE A MAN A FIRE... - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:102089 2010-05-11T00:29:14-04:00 2010-05-11T00:29:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>And he will be warm for the day<br>set a man on fire and hell be warm<br>for the rest of his life... WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:102088 2010-05-11T00:19:06-04:00 2010-05-11T00:19:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is said that your life flashes before your eyes<br>just before you die.<br>That is true its called Life. WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT GOD - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:102086 2010-05-10T23:48:12-04:00 2010-05-10T23:48:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sums it up pretty well... ZAPHOD - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:102081 2010-05-10T23:24:59-04:00 2010-05-10T23:24:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side<br>of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing<br>over my pelvis. THE BIG BANG - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:102044 2010-05-10T18:42:37-04:00 2010-05-10T18:42:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has<br>made a lot of people very angry and has<br>been widely regarded as a bad move. TATTOO - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102041 2010-05-10T18:09:01-04:00 2010-05-10T18:09:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Cool now when it LOOKS like Tom Waits...<br>Now so cool in 10 years<br>When it looks like Oliver Hardy AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102039 2010-05-10T17:42:13-04:00 2010-05-10T17:42:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Where the REAL agony of dafeet takes its toll LENA HORNE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:102036 2010-05-10T17:28:14-04:00 2010-05-10T17:28:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>June 30 1917 May 9 2010<br>Singer dancer movie star civil rights activist...<br>One classy dame... UPGRADES - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:102023 2010-05-10T15:48:37-04:00 2010-05-10T15:48:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete SUPER VILLIAN - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:102012 2010-05-10T15:21:34-04:00 2010-05-10T15:21:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Able to make a six figure bonus while getting<br>bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:102001 2010-05-10T14:37:32-04:00 2010-05-10T14:37:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is highly unlikely that youll ever be<br>held accountable for the actions of your enemies. TERMINATOR 6 RISE OF THE BEASTS... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:101992 2010-05-10T13:30:05-04:00 2010-05-10T13:30:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ill be buck FUTURE LIBRARY BOOKS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:101982 2010-05-10T12:31:46-04:00 2010-05-10T12:31:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ohhh look the internet wonder what THAT was R2D2S FATHER - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:101930 2010-05-10T02:25:38-04:00 2010-05-10T02:25:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Never approved of his sons relationship with his Friend C3PO... BUBBA FETT - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:101929 2010-05-10T02:11:21-04:00 2010-05-10T02:11:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Will bounty hunt for beer WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:101793 2010-05-09T02:34:02-04:00 2010-05-09T02:34:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A black body a white collar and if you get a bad one<br>Itll tear the ass off ya A NEW WOMAN - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:101788 2010-05-09T02:23:19-04:00 2010-05-09T02:23:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut new clothes<br>And you get information on a needtoknow basis WRONG LYRICS 9 - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:101785 2010-05-09T01:30:49-04:00 2010-05-09T01:30:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The ants are my friends<br>theyre blowin in the wind<br>The ants are ablowin in the wind I KNOW THERES A PLACE YOU WALKED - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:101784 2010-05-09T01:10:19-04:00 2010-05-09T01:10:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Where love falls from the trees<br>My heart is like a broken cup<br>I only feel right on my knees WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:101777 2010-05-08T23:46:11-04:00 2010-05-08T23:46:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Keep an eye on Gandalf... I dont trust that guy HEREDITARY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:101758 2010-05-08T22:51:00-04:00 2010-05-08T22:51:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its important to note what ones antecedents accomplished. It gives<br>one a sense of history... BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:101747 2010-05-08T22:08:05-04:00 2010-05-08T22:08:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The height of American culinary artistry WRONG LYRICS 7 - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:101479 2010-05-06T19:13:38-04:00 2010-05-06T19:13:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just dont seem the same<br>Actin funny but I dont know why<br>Scuse me while I eat this fly YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT... - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:101472 2010-05-06T18:19:01-04:00 2010-05-06T18:19:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We need spell check for fences... PROGRESS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:101452 2010-05-06T14:38:36-04:00 2010-05-06T14:38:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Embrace technology and the gifts it brings NOPE... REJECTED - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:101377 2010-05-06T01:48:20-04:00 2010-05-06T01:48:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Says Not funny enough<br>Guess they dont like Anime...<br>Bastards WRONG LYRICS 4 - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:101373 2010-05-06T01:28:46-04:00 2010-05-06T01:28:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont go round tonight<br>Well its bound to take your life<br>theres a baboon on the ride WRONG LYRICS 3 - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:101289 2010-05-05T18:25:01-04:00 2010-05-05T18:25:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>On a dark desert highway<br>Cool whip in my hair... WRONG LYRICS 2 - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:101288 2010-05-05T18:07:12-04:00 2010-05-05T18:07:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Dont carry me too far away<br>Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Cause its here that Ive got to stay WRONG LYRICS 1 - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:101287 2010-05-05T17:37:20-04:00 2010-05-05T17:37:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangarine trees and marmalade<br>skies somebody calls you you answer quite slowly the girl with colitis goes by. YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:101158 2010-05-05T01:10:08-04:00 2010-05-05T01:10:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can name the show... youre an old nerd if you can name the main vessel...<br>You are a geek if you can sing the theme SCWEW HUNTING WABBITS - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:101152 2010-05-04T23:55:26-04:00 2010-05-04T23:55:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can get gweat BIG ones on cwaigs wist MR. ANDERSEN - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:101150 2010-05-04T23:34:00-04:00 2010-05-04T23:34:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Got pwned... Hope he restarted with a better connection AWWWWWWW - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:101149 2010-05-04T23:14:41-04:00 2010-05-04T23:14:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Arent they soooo cute when they are...<br>Cubs Pups Whatever... I want one CHRISTIAN BALE - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:101140 2010-05-04T22:17:54-04:00 2010-05-04T22:17:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He has really let himself go since the last movie MY OLD HELL HOUND - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:101118 2010-05-04T19:24:43-04:00 2010-05-04T19:24:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He keeps gettin Timmy meat stuck in his teeth... THANK THE ELDER GODS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:101060 2010-05-04T16:04:34-04:00 2010-05-04T16:04:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Spring has finally come to Innsmouth SERVICE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:101056 2010-05-04T15:43:50-04:00 2010-05-04T15:43:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Now THATS what I call SERVICE EUTHANASIA - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:100954 2010-05-04T00:56:32-04:00 2010-05-04T00:56:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They always get the new technology<br>before we do AHHH... HI... OHHH... UMMM - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:100952 2010-05-04T00:17:26-04:00 2010-05-04T00:17:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I guess Casual Friday means something different<br>to you... huh... nice wand though.. NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:100359 2010-04-29T18:33:06-04:00 2010-04-29T18:33:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can do better what about some hot chicks<br>Cleavage Girls in cosplay outfits MATILDA THE DAINTY DAISY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:100349 2010-04-29T15:48:35-04:00 2010-04-29T15:48:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Until the day she snapped killed her owners and ran off<br>with the neighbors dog ALL I DID WAS PULL ONE LOOSE STRING... - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:100335 2010-04-29T14:42:12-04:00 2010-04-29T14:42:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I had a sweater that did that once... I miss that sweater MADONNA - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:100277 2010-04-29T01:28:28-04:00 2010-04-29T01:28:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Age has not been kind... and whats with the English Lady thing PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:100273 2010-04-29T01:06:46-04:00 2010-04-29T01:06:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Please God when I open my eyes let me wake up... THE RIGHT NAME... - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:100272 2010-04-29T01:01:12-04:00 2010-04-29T01:01:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>and use of impressive props are the keys to becoming a legend AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF PLOTTING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:100219 2010-04-28T18:02:23-04:00 2010-04-28T18:02:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Heathcliff is finally ready to get his revenge on that stupid Garfield NOW EAT ALL YOUR CEREAL - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:97475 2010-04-07T15:14:48-04:00 2010-04-07T15:14:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youre gonna need 100 of your vitamins and iron in the creepy royal dungeon BRENDA WAS PISSED - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:97464 2010-04-07T13:39:37-04:00 2010-04-07T13:39:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When she found out I got the Hors duvres for her wedding from a CAN H. R. PUFFINSTUFF - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:97412 2010-04-07T01:40:41-04:00 2010-04-07T01:40:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even our Saturday morning shows were high AND OVER HERE... - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:97376 2010-04-06T22:14:16-04:00 2010-04-06T22:14:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youll see your triplets are doing fine we are about to feed the OH MY GOD I AM SO CONFUSED - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:97348 2010-04-06T17:43:37-04:00 2010-04-06T17:43:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everybody here warned me about the<br>bear... no one mentioned the perverted monkey ARE THOSE KOSHER - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:97344 2010-04-06T17:12:27-04:00 2010-04-06T17:12:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They had them at Sader but I wasnt sure... YOU DONT KNOW MY GRANDMA - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:97331 2010-04-06T15:47:58-04:00 2010-04-06T15:47:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She picks pieces of Asian kids out of her feces