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Royal Demotivational Poster


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS - Now the ROYAL CANADIAN LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.


BLOODY GOOD SHOW -




TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the gra** or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am
91506


Born To Rule -


TAGS: royalty king prince charles england
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - July 29, 2014, 6:02 pm
BINGO!
Reality Lord - July 29, 2014, 3:55 pm

LOL5


REALITY -


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
funny & true 5L


SHE DISAPPROVES -


TAGS: queen she royal d*** funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am
*too
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
and this isnt a ph**o-bomb because


THE QUEEN WANTS TO KNOW - Who ordered the topless bungee jumpers




Royalty -




HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN -




OFF WITH HIS HEAD -


TAGS: engineering engineer construction royalty demotion
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L


THE KINGS DINNER -


TAGS: tourism europe vacation king royalty
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:00 pm
Thank You. : )
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 11:18 am
5L because I likely won't see more puns in one joke before I go to bed for the day


ROLF HARRIS -




ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France?


TAGS: pulp fiction royalty assignment i know this is stupid you don t have to tell me
Rating: 2.87/5

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rerun - January 26, 2011, 5:48 pm

FSU = f***ing Shut Up.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 4:46 pm
FSUninja777- welcome. Before you trash, make someone laugh. you haven't been funny. Your comments are common and over used. Please try again.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 4:28 pm
pls don't trash on peoples posters, especially if the creator has seniority over you, and is/was a respected member of this comunity.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:13 pm
I'm new on the site and all, but we need to end crappy puns right now... preferably with the death penalty to prevent repeat offenses...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 8:12 am
*cough, cough* OK then...


ROYAL FLYOVER -


TAGS: wwii airplanes royal wedding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Derek - April 30, 2011, 7:14 am
What music should play to the Tornadoes and Eurofighters that followed?
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:38 pm
"Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few." God, how I love that irascible old bastard.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
I was watching this morning when they flew over. I was waiting for air sirens, and for Churchill to appear
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 4:54 pm
My goodness, Airman! I had no idea there was a Lanc still airworthy! I wonder who flew it? Great pic. 5 Biggin Hills landings


THIS IS WHATA -


TAGS: hippos battle royale
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:32 pm
Nice! I love it.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
LMAO!
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 12:55 pm
5L
EntiTy - February 9, 2011, 7:51 pm
5 lions respectfully walking away from hippos
Sho - February 7, 2011, 2:39 pm
LOL


MISS GRACE VAN CUTSEM - So young.....So angry! DAMN THAT RAP-MUSIC!!!




take a blight -




FOR CHRIST'S SAKE LIZ HURRY UP - ....IT'S NEARLY LAST ORDERS!!!




His Highness Monsieur Le Chat -


TAGS: royal cat
Rating: 4.83/5

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CUBBY'S WORLD -




WHISKY BAGS -


TAGS: crown royal moooooo
Rating: 3.5/5

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brianjayy - March 11, 2011, 1:47 am
Yep...when I worked at the liquor store, I'd stock the Crown Royal on the shelf and every bag went into my pocket...
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:37 pm
I've seen urns of ashes put in these lol
Airman - March 9, 2011, 10:56 am
when I was in 3rd and 4th grade, we played a lot of marbles at recess, and I had 2 of these to carry mine in.
agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:24 am
Back in my day, Crown Royal bags were the urban wallet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
It's crown Royal....you don't get to question Crown Royal.
Cloudchaser - March 8, 2011, 10:58 pm
I question the quality of any product that uses fancy packaging. It seems like if a product were really of good quality, it would not need fancy packaging to make people want to buy it.
TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:07 pm
I used one of these for my camera.
Greeny - March 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
motifachievement!


ROYALTY -


TAGS: royalty november king william motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.43/5

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Derek - November 14, 2009, 7:21 am
Hmmm a premature elevation
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:28 pm
On the larger head lol 5/5
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 8:26 pm
Sooooo, where is the other crown?


FAIRY TALES REDUX -




ROYAL WEDDING - I'm into all the POMP & CIRCUMSTANCE and all.... but there's a PIZZA HUT across the street from BUCKINGHAM PALACE.




ROYALTY - Beef Jerky time


TAGS: royalty day
Rating: 2.83/5

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H.R.H. WILLIAM - Hurts, Really Hurts, William


TAGS: royalty
Rating: 2.73/5

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THE ROYAL FAIL - the queen is not happy




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